cracktastic:

wonderfullyobnoxious:

“Sparkles are hard for anyone to pull off. So, if there are almost two of you, it’s really hard.”

“I don’t want to be there when Amber finds out Aretha Franklin thinks Halle Berry should play her.”

“Dress by (whomever), body by Krispy Kremes.”

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E! Published these in their “Joan River: Uncut Awards Show” gallery, describing the quotes as “Hilarious” I fail to see the humour.

If this were about Precious, no one would really care. When celebrities are given microphones on the red carpet they’re supposed to talk shit. Thought you guys would like the memo.

(via ambersaysrawr)

Source: mystunfiskisbetterthanyours
  1. betmybroomstick reblogged this from mystunfiskisbetterthanyours and added:
    funny that this is coming from a woman who looks like an alien and a rat’s love child.
  2. kirralily reblogged this from grace-wastelands and added:
    really don’t find...Rivers funny. I know...it is, but...
  3. labellie reblogged this from imchasingelephants
  4. backshootingford reblogged this from bbshipper and added:
    Aw, she’s pretty. Leave her the fuck alone, Joan Rivers.
  5. joneelregalado reblogged this from mystunfiskisbetterthanyours
  6. peacelovezomies reblogged this from disfordisney1
  7. imaginemagic reblogged this from darrenchris and added:
    bitch. She looks amazing.
  8. singsongsung reblogged this from bananaleaves
  9. nigrescent reblogged this from tobecutadrift and added:
    she looks fantastic oh my God what is this shit
  10. itcouldbebunnies reblogged this from thehardtimesofashipper
  11. thesixteenshadesofgrey reblogged this from heyitsjustme and added:
    Jealousy is a terrible thing, Joan.
  12. thehardtimesofashipper reblogged this from heyitsjustme
  13. heyitsjustme reblogged this from justletmebewithmyglee and added:
    Woman be crazy. I thought she looked gorgeous, and I thought that dress was very flattering. Eff you, Joan Rivers. Now...
  14. keep-brittana-on-your-radar reblogged this from carelesswisdom and added:
    BITCH. Just coz her career’s all but washed up she has to pick on someone who’s doing well and is gorgeous and proud of...
  15. carelesswisdom reblogged this from eemmaaa619 and added:
    So pissed………
  16. tobecutadrift reblogged this from evildoctorrocketsciencemonster
  17. loveaholic- reblogged this from pocketlutz
  18. whoistorule reblogged this from bananaleaves and added:
    Fuck everyone she looks STUNNING sparkly goddess queen everyone can suck it
  19. somethingwhovian reblogged this from hermykneeweezly and added:
    started reading her comments,
  20. expecto-pafr0num reblogged this from bananaleaves
  21. hrvatka-destroya reblogged this from evildoctorrocketsciencemonster and added:
    hmm. joan rivers. isn’t that the same bitch that has so much botox that she looks like a cat and a clown had a retarded...
  22. tjinmusicland reblogged this from evildoctorrocketsciencemonster
  23. evildoctorrocketsciencemonster reblogged this from bananaleaves and added:
    Rivers on that show is...horrible comments like...just to...
  24. pocketlutz reblogged this from bananaleaves and added:
    Rivers Can Suck A Dick..
  25. sea-dollars reblogged this from anotherweasley and added:
    think we should kidnap joan rivers and stand her directly in a big patch...sunlight and...
  26. hellokittyistheshit reblogged this from reichenbroken
  27. reichenbroken reblogged this from madnessfillsmyheartandsoul and added:
    fucking what? She’s gorgeous. Not to mention that ‘almost two’ of Amber Riley is fucking sexier than one Joan Rivers.
  28. try-to-be-original reblogged this from theagronislife
  29. tinyshinyhearts reblogged this from jewdas and added:
    i remember Joan had a show about self-made millionares. Someone had a beautiful bathroom she goes to the toilet and says...
  30. krismaryloves reblogged this from bananaleaves and added:
    have to stop critiquing each other’s appearance...dress? Who cares what so
  31. mediumrichard reblogged this from thesuperhooper
  32. thesuperhooper reblogged this from duhlek
  33. duhlek reblogged this from jlawrences and added:
    Wow Joan Rivers, you’re one to talk.
  34. daysofder reblogged this from itsrainingroses
  35. lostforwards reblogged this from euphoricsensation
  36. itsrainingroses reblogged this from nobodylovesringostarr
  37. katrinadawn reblogged this from noballsnancy and added:
    Sparkles are hard...pull off, especially for...with a larger...