You Are Now In The World I'm Ruling: Archive

You've just been shot.

You’re all by yourself & you know you’re not going to make it. The shooter took most of your stuff, but left you your iPod. What song do you play?

Sep 29th

100 Resolutions-The Lawrence Arms

Sep 29th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-9-26) →

Kid Cudi (34) Das Racist (32) Chip tha Ripper (25) Stanza (24) Big Sean (20) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Sep 28th

No, PornHub Mobile, I would NOT like to join for...

Sep 28th

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"Yo shorty in the blue!"

Ok, you know how I made that post yesterday about girls getting snotty when I just say “Hi” to them? If not, just go to my damn page. Anyway, tonight I would like to touch on a somewhat related subject. That being; Guys who try to holla at everything. We all know who they are. Most of us are friends with at least one of them. They will walk down the street and shout some random ass...

Sep 28th

"Oh no! The general public is going to find out...

Newsflash: It’s a little too late.

Sep 27th

You know what really grinds my gears?

When girls twist their faces up when I say “hi” to them. There’s nothing more to it. I’m just saying “hi” to you. I didn’t even ask your name. We made eye contact and by instinct, I said “hi”. Girl, you need to get over yourself. No, better yet, get rid of this “Everytime a guy talks to me he’s trying to have sex with me”...

Sep 27th

I need to get back up on my Tumblr game...

Sep 24th

Vampires have invaded most of my favorite comic...

It’s too far, nigga! [/Kanye West]

Sep 22nd